Rock music, drinking, getting high, dancing, skating, streaking, gigs, constant laughs and all things daring and new - that's what I'm about!

I'm looking for someone I can have fun with and who can keep me on my toes, hopefully leading to a relationship involving all of the above and plenty more.

PLEASE DO NOT contact if you like the following:

Walks on the beach, poetry, country & western music, healthy eating, wearing sandals

OR:

If u spell lik dis lik n a txt cuz i cnt stand it
Or lols after every sentence...lol!

All I ask is that you are literate, smart, LOVE rock music and letting your hair down (so to speak), that you are confident, not a doormat and can hold yourself in a good old fashioned debate. It'd be cool if you washed every day too and had good dental hygiene.

I don't give a sh*t what you do for a living, I don't care if you're unemployed.

And if that's not too much to ask, having a chocolate penis that ejaculates money would be simply marvellous.

All reasonable/humorous emails responded to. No one-liners please. Also, do not reply if you are under the age of 25.

Fingers crossed and here goes!

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